“I’d like Sir Trevor McDonald to pole dance at my funeral”
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Joel and Hannah really cover a lot of ground on this week’s ep. From the loft, to that damned smoke machine, their potential funeral plans, and Hannah’s latest coat purchase. They do say variety is the spice of life...
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