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Welcome to episode

of Restless Natives, the podcast.

We are the disciples of Warren Brown, Gordon Smart, the 42-year-old broken human being,

and Martin Comston, who's on top of his game, absolutely flying,

and hasn't bothered on Burns Night to wear any tartan whatsoever.

I feel a wee bit overdressed, Martin.

Well, because it's not Burns Night here, yeah, is it? It's Burns morning. You always have an answer.

I know, I was about to pile into you, mate, because as ever you were late,

and I had to rush my morning toasty, and then you turned up looking like a prized tartan tosser.

I love it.

Yeah, listen, do you know, there's a funny thing about wearing Highland dress, full Highland dress when you're in London,

because it feels like you're behind enemy lines

all the time.

Some people look at you and behave weirdly.

Others just think, let's go, let's have a fight.

I like wearing a kilt away.

I mean, obviously a wedding, um, is hanging, but I don't, I like wearing a kilt away. I mean, obviously a wedding is hanging, but I don't, I like wearing a

kilt down in London or a broad or something. I feel like you're representing her, whereas when

you feel, I feel when you're wearing in Scotland, I feel a bit twee, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I feel like you're trying too hard. When you're at something, see if you're just like a normal event and somebody's got a kilt on, what are you wearing that from? See, I feel like that about big events.

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