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Bonus: Excerpt from "The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home"

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Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

An excerpt (read by Mara Wilson) of Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor's new novel The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.

Coming March 24.

Pre-order now at http://welcometonightvale.com/books.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, Jeffrey Kramer here. And we have a new novel. It is called The Faceless Old Woman

0:05.9

Who Secretly Lives In Your Home. It is the story of... Well, it's the story of The Faceless

0:11.2

Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home. It's a revenge story, a horror story, and we could

0:15.7

not be more excited to finally share it with you. I think it's our best novel yet. Plus,

0:20.7

The audiobook is narrated by our very own Marrow Wilson. What follows my voice here is an excerpt

0:26.8

from the book Read by Nightvill's own Marrow Wilson. Marrow is doing the audiobook BTW. And check

0:33.6

out Welcome to Nightvill.com or listen to our February 15th episode to find out all of the dates

0:39.1

and locations of our book tour. Hopefully we're coming to your town. Maybe we can crash on your couch.

0:44.4

The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home comes out March 24th, but you can pre-order

0:49.6

it right now. This second pre-ordering is one of the best ways to support authors you like.

0:56.3

So do that wherever it is you buy your books. Plus, there are signed editions available to you

1:01.2

just for you. Check out Welcome to Nightvill.com slash books to get those links. Okay, here's the

1:07.8

first sneak peek of The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.

1:14.6

Craig 2011

1:19.9

I set your shoes on fire. All of them. They're in the trash can by the rental office

1:26.2

They're still smoldering. The side of the plastic bin has melted away and steward

1:31.6

in apartment 4 when 3 has already made four calls to the super. He didn't answer because I locked

1:36.7

him in his bathroom because I didn't want the fire put out just yet. It's nice, the smell of

1:43.1

burning. I used to not like it as it reminded me of a particularly bad moment in my early life,

1:49.5

but that was so many years ago and now I enjoy the smell of burning. Burning anything.

1:54.7

Rubber, cloth, skin and small amounts, hair definitely hair. Even wood. A fireplace on a cool

2:03.9

winter night, a campfire on a warm summer night, a house as a family of four fleas leaving behind

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