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Welcome to Night Vale
Welcome to Night Vale
4.8 • 28.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Amelia Anna Alfaro was always the best at everything. (Part 1 of 5)
Weather: “Skinchanger” by Skeptic
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Just announced: our 13-city book tour for The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home! Come see Joseph and Jeffrey out on the road this spring. Plus, we’re sending out exclusive patches and an art print to folks who pre-order the novel! Check out all of the details on our website:
http://www.welcometonightvale.com/books/
Our 2020 World Tour has a name: “The Haunting of Night Vale.” Our host, Cecil, and his beautiful scientist husband Carlos are building a new house for themselves, but strange occurrences and ghostly encounters are plaguing the construction process. It's probably nothing. After all, how could a house be haunted before it's even done being built? Get your tickets today:
http://welcometonightvale.com/live
Music: Disparition
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Logo: Rob Wilson
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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin.
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Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show.
Produced by Night Vale Presents.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch. |
| 0:02.6 | Don't believe me? |
| 0:03.6 | Go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store. |
| 0:05.8 | You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blanket, stickers, posters, mugs, and |
| 0:09.6 | so on. |
| 0:10.6 | In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now. |
| 0:14.2 | We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things. |
| 0:17.4 | So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be |
| 0:21.1 | there long. |
| 0:22.1 | Some new items we just got in. |
| 0:24.2 | A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big |
| 0:28.7 | Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale |
| 0:34.4 | spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and |
| 0:39.8 | beach towels also from Jessica Hayworth. |
| 0:42.3 | Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love. |
| 0:46.4 | Just go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store to see it all. |
| 0:52.2 | Absence makes the heart grow fonder. |
| 0:55.1 | Fear makes the heart grow louder and death makes the heart grow flowers. |
| 1:03.5 | Welcome to Night Vale. |
| 1:26.8 | Amelia Anna Alfaro was always the best at everything. |
| 1:33.6 | On the day she was born, she was named the healthiest baby at Night Vale General Hospital. |
| 1:39.9 | The doctors had never seen a healthier baby. |
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