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A Spy in the Desert, Excerpt 2

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Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

A second excerpt from A Spy in the Desert, now available on Bandcamp and iTunes!

For the very first time, you can hear Cecil Palmer’s secret! This monologue was only performed to one person at every show, but now, you can hear it for yourself! Plus, over an hour of brand new material which has never been heard on the podcast.

Our scouts on Patreon also get two exclusive bonus tracks featuring Dylan Marron as Carlos the Scientist and Hal Lublin as Steve Carlsberg. Join our membership program at $5 or above to listen.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is another excerpt from our new live recording once again.

0:04.0

This is a live album of our recent touring live show A Spy in the Desert.

0:08.4

We're talking an hour of Welcome's Night Vale that has never been heard on the podcast.

0:13.0

Plus, those who saw that show know that there was an entire monologue that was only ever heard

0:18.1

by one audience member each night.

0:20.8

The secret of Cecil Palmer, and yes, this live album includes the audio of that secret.

0:26.1

So, for the first time, all of the rest of you can hear what was being whispered on that stage.

0:31.6

Grab this full live show album on Night Vale.bancamp.com or on iTunes.

0:37.3

And enjoy this excerpt right now.

0:39.2

Plus, we are making a couple bonus guest recordings that were only performed

0:43.0

on a few stops on the tour exclusive to our donor members' scouts who helped our podcast get made.

0:48.1

So if you want to hear brand new material with Steve Carlsberg and Carlos The Scientist,

0:53.2

head on over to Welcome Night Vale.com and click on membership and help us make more of this show for you.

0:59.6

And hey, is that a new shirt? Looks nice.

1:03.4

So this is I'm joined in my studio right now by the most vigilant defender of Night Vale and of

1:10.0

Literature. Please welcome to the air 16 year old Tamika Flynn. Hi Cecil. Hi Tamika.

1:27.4

Now, you must be alarmed that there's a dangerous spy on the loose. Of course.

1:31.9

It's not safe to have an interloper learning our secret.

1:35.1

But what could they learn that would hurt us?

1:37.2

Oh, lots of stuff. What if they start uncovering all the plot twists of our favorite novels like

1:42.9

Murder on the Orient Express, Agatha Christie's brilliant who done it?

1:47.8

What if they read ahead and learned that the murder returns out to be?

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