Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

Til Death Do Us Blart

Justin, Griffin, Travis, Guy, Tim

Tv & Film, Paulblart, Comedy

5.0 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2019

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy!

Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae

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0:00.0	Oh, my hand, oh baby, it's a long way down to the bottom of the river.
0:07.0	Oh, my hand, oh baby, it's a long way down, a long way down.
0:14.0	If you get sleep, or if you get nuts, the clock's gonna call in the morning, baby.
0:20.0	And check the cupboard for your daddy's gun.
0:23.0	Red sun rises like an early warning.
0:26.0	The Lord's gonna come for your first one, sir.
0:30.0	He says I'm fine and his heart is burning.
0:33.0	So go to the river where the water runs.
0:36.0	Wash him deep where the tide's a tonne.
0:39.0	And if you fall, if you fall, hold my hand.
0:48.0	Oh, baby, it's a long way down to the bottom of the river.
0:52.0	Oh, my hand, oh baby, it's a long way down, a long way down.
0:59.0	The wood will chase you in a pale moonlight.
1:02.0	Drunken trigger by a tear was so good.
1:05.0	Grab your sun like a railroad spy.
1:08.0	Into the water, let it fully muddler.
1:12.0	But though you lived and let him drown alive.
1:15.0	The good Lord speaks like a rolling duck.
1:18.0	The good God, he will make the water rise.
1:22.0	Never in the water, nothing's on my hand.
1:27.0	Oh, baby, it's a long way down to the bottom of the river.
1:31.0	Oh, my hand, oh baby, it's a long way down to the bottom of the river.
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