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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Bonus Episode 2

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2012

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Bonus Cut: Construction - The guys from Sentimental Lady were so phenomenal on the podcast, we didn't have time to include all the great stuff they did. So here we are once again with an improv4humans bonus cut featuring Mel Cowan, Alex Fernie, and Johnny Meeks. What exactly is a construction consultant? Who knows?!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The bonus episode, Mel Cowan, Alex Funny, Johnny Mix.

0:05.3

Welcome to ImproperHymn is a math faster that's me that is the bonus cut episode we're

0:12.6

going to have a one more scene from the sentimental lady episode.

0:17.7

Why do I sound like I'm on the phone because I am, I'm on the road but it's free dance.

0:22.7

Turn through America, but right now take a listen.

0:27.7

Well do not jack off to ImproperHymn, it's not that kind of show or do I mean I don't want

0:34.2

people coming here for sex.

0:38.1

I want them leaving here because of the sex.

0:41.8

Michael Bavoolin says spittoon.

0:46.5

I actually worked for a guy who who used a spittoon, he was a construction consultant and

0:55.6

I still don't know what that means.

0:57.9

He had a ranch, when I first met him, he was like you can come out and work for me on

1:04.0

ranch.

1:05.0

You know I need a kind of odd job stuff.

1:06.9

I was doing video stuff for him because he needed stuff filmed for his construction and

1:10.9

consultancy.

1:11.9

I'm using air quotes because I still don't know what that means.

1:16.1

His ranch in reality was a mobile home out in the outskirts of Hayes County which was

1:25.1

overgrown with like rattlesnake infested grass and he could never actually pay me on

1:31.6

time because he was technically in the eyes of the IRS a dead man.

1:37.0

He explained that several times.

1:38.6

But he was a constant tobacco chewer and he referred to himself as the wizard and he actually

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