Welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Besser, that's me, this is Improv for Humans, it's

for humans only, especially not for those squirrels who keep eating the strawberries in

my backyard guys.

It's terrible.

Today, three other humans myself will be improvising off your suggestions, give it to

me.

At Matt Besser on Twitter, we'll talk about those words and then we'll improvise off of

that.

So let me introduce my amazing Improvizer guest all from the famous Improv group, Sentimental

Lady.

So we'll call this a Sentimental Lady episode, Alex Ferny.

Hello.

As you know, you've been on the show, I like to start out, there's some questions that

you answer seriously, so our audience gets to know you, so answer this seriously.

If you could have any animal as a trained pet and it's fully trained and let's say every

animal has the intelligence of a monkey or a dolphin, so every animal is equally smart

as those animals and they can be trained to do anything that's within their capability.

So you can't train a, you know, a parakeet to pick up a car or something, but you could

train an elephant to turn over a car.

You know what I mean?

Not that that's what you're into is stealing cars.

It really based on me stealing cars in the scenario.

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