Ep 162: The Red Flag Ship

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2017

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Ensign Operator gets major warning signs when the Sisyphus encounters the Maulvic Empire, which has a pretty sweet ski slope, brah.

Improvised January 8th 2017 from a suggestion by Lyara Malv via Facebook

Edited by Hannah Parsons

Featuring

Mary Cait Walthall as Ensign Operator, Dr. Zonalzon

Matt Young as Capt. Julius Valentine Baxter, Lt. Greg

Chris Rathjen as Captain Gordo, Holographic Abraham Lincoln, Holographic Matt Smith

Eli Mandel as Maulvic Lieutenant

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of the Improvice Star Trek is brought to you by Field Notes brand.
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0:15.1	Hmm, Captain?
0:21.6	Yeah.
0:25.2	I have a bad feeling about this, and I don't want to answer this hail.
0:28.5	Well, I think we just have to do it.
0:30.2	I don't think it's an optional thing.
0:30.9	All right.
0:34.2	Just letting you know ahead of time, say, on the record,
0:37.0	ends an operator does not think this is a good idea.
0:39.0	Oh, I'm almost certain it's not a good idea. All right, just on the record, computer, could you record, please?
0:42.4	Enten operator, not wanting to answer this hail.
0:45.8	Under protest, I will also record in the computer records that Captain Julius Valentine
0:50.7	Baxter is answering this hail.
0:53.0	Go ahead and put it through.
1:10.9	Why do you let us wait for so long? What's that about? We just had some technical difficulties we had to work out. Uh-huh, yeah, sure. All right. I'm sorry, and you are? Excuse me? Who am I speaking to? I'm Captain Julius Valentine Baxter of the U.S. Starship Cisyphus. Oh, all right. I'm muting it. It's, it's already going really badly. I know.
1:14.6	It's already bad. I know. I don't like it. But the delay is part of why it went bad.
1:18.5	All right. Okay. Well, so don't, now you mute. I'm sorry. Did you just mute me?
1:22.4	Yeah, yeah. Have I been muted? I'm sorry, that did happen. Okay. Yeah. All right. Tell him your cheek hit it. Or- My cheek hit it. I'm sorry, are you conspiring to lie to me right now over the comm? Oh, I should have muted it while I... No, you should have muted me. Just hold on that. Pullay that order. It wasn't an order. You just decided to do it. I'm Captain Julius Valentine Baxter of the United Federation of Planets. Well, I'm Captain Gordo of the Molvik Empire, and you're in our space. We were not aware that this was your space. All right, so it's not our... Whoa, dude, are you giving Guff to my captain? No, no.
2:01.3	Whoa, whoa.
2:02.2	I'm just having a conversation.
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