Ep 183: First Emergency Contact
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2018
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
The Sisyphus Crew may find weathering a storm-ravaged planet to be as difficult as weathering the quirks of interpersonal relationships.
This episode was improvised on February 4, 2018 from a suggestion by Holly Hilton via Facebook
Edited by Eric Scull
Starring:
Sean Kelley - Crick Watson
Eli Mandel - Rip Stipley, General Borlamus, Soccer Fed
Nick Wagner - Ch'arles Lorem, Terran, Soccer Fed, Subcommander T'Kall
Mary Cait Walthall - Ensign Operator, Zarlene Zonalzon, Soccer Fed
Matt Young - Captain Baxter
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| 0:15.1 | Yellow Alert. |
| 0:16.3 | You got it. |
| 0:17.0 | Yellow Alert. |
| 0:17.5 | Coming up right. |
| 0:18.8 | Bingo bingo, right. |
| 0:20.0 | And here we go, pressing the button. Now, yellow alert. |
| 0:22.5 | What's our ETA to reach Terram for? |
| 0:25.6 | The ETA is about 15 minutes, Captain. |
| 0:28.6 | I've already notified them that we are coming. |
| 0:31.2 | When we get to Terram, I want you all to be prepared to help out any way we can. |
| 0:36.1 | We should call down to Zarlene and tell her to set up |
| 0:38.9 | sick bay to take in incoming wounded, and we should be prepared to provide aid in any way possible. |
| 0:45.3 | Their weather satellites have malfunctioned, and there's terrible storms all over town. |
| 0:49.8 | That's a bummer. That's so sad. Loram and I have already set up a system. We're going to take a shuttlecraft down to the weather control satellites and work on them. So we'll, we've got that. And I just want to say, just as a side note, this is like the best a yellow alert has gone in a long time. Like I know we've been doing a lot of like practicing and drilling. and like, I just want to let everybody know how impressed I am with how good of a job everybody's doing. |
| 1:13.1 | Yeah, thanks, Crick. |
| 1:14.2 | Thank you, Chris. practicing and drilling and like I just want to let everybody know how impressed I am with how good |
| 1:11.9 | of a job everybody's doing. Yeah, thanks, Crick. Thank you, Crick. You know what? And our practicing acknowledgments has really been, you just, this is the best an acknowledgement has gone. Oh, thank you. I've been working on my acknowledgements because, you know, like, I'm not the most, like, socially secure guy. I can be a little awkward. |
| 1:28.3 | And so, like, I've just been working on telling other people that I think they're doing a good job, when I think they're doing a good job. You really spoke up. And I've been working on when someone asked me to do something to do it and to not flip them off and ignore them. And I've been working on speaking up and telling people what I'm doing instead of just doing things in the background and hoping someone gives me credit. |
| 1:46.3 | And I've been working on speaking up and telling people what I'm doing instead of just doing things in the background and hoping someone gives me credit. |
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