Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World.

Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 258 of Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual

World for the beginning Monday, the 27th of January, 2014, with me and his ultimate, that's my

story and I'm sticking with it. And joining me in the city that never sleeps must be stressed

about money, have young children or racked by an existential guilt, is New York.

USA, it's the man who can do anything. He recently turned a puppy into a dog just by keeping

in his flat for a couple of years. It's the dog maker general himself, John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers. That's right, Andy, I'm the dog Jesus.

Water, wine, puppy, dog. I did the second one. How hard can the first be?

That's all about confidence, isn't it? That's right.

Or a very light coloured reasoning. That's the key.

It's f***ing cold here in New York, Andy. I don't know how cold it is where you are or where anyone is,

but it's not as f***ing cold as it is here.

I think I'm frozen the subway solid this morning.

And it's so cold that it could not be melted by people's flaming anger.

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