Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

hear.

I think liberals are happy this week right it was a pretty good week for liberals Obama

Obama care wanted the supreme court to Confederate flags are coming down and Trump is still

Donald Trump is still running for president.

Yes people who need health care huge big victory today the supreme court and this was just

a huge relief for millions and when I say a really familiar I mean the republicans running

for president because they didn't want that to go but yeah no millions are not running

for president but by a month from now they'll be 16 I'm not kidding Chris Christie's

getting in a week from Tuesday or next Tuesday today Bobby Gindel who's polling announced

he is running for president he's polling at 0.7% and that's just because the pollster

made a mistake and called his mother-in-law and Donald Trump has shot up to second in

the polls.

When Bobby Gindel heard that he sent out an email and said did I forget to mention

in my speech that Mexicans are rapists because I...

Trump said that you see I didn't say that Trump said that but Bobby Gindel looks like

but he just don't look at him and go that man is going to be president you're going

to go that boy is going to win the national spelling bee.

Bobby this is great you know we're breaking barriers first American it not American Indian

but that would be different.

In the American he was raised Hindu but converted to Catholicism in high school and really

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