Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

hear.

That's better than Friday.

We should take the show right now.

I think I know why these people are happy because the Pope opened a can of whoop ass today.

On greedy polluting industrialist assholes he said climate change is real.

I love this. The guy who does a magic show every Sunday telling the Republicans to get real about science.

That's the people who have been following this week.

When she was really white, condition doctors called Justin Bieber syndrome.

She had to step down now as the head of the Spokane and NAACP and the post will now be filled by Spokane's other black person.

Now exciting political news this week.

Jim Bush has announced who gives a fuck Trump is in.

Donald Trump announced yesterday he's running for president.

He said he had to because so many people were begging him to do it.

Trump.

I mean Hillary of course would be the first woman president but Trump would be the first president with his own line of cufflinks.

His slogan is I still believe in a place called me.

He looks, talks and speaks like the asshole character in a 70s sitcom.

I always expect the washing machine behind him to explode and the soap bubbles go all everywhere.

The waiter is going to drop a bowl of spaghetti on his head and the pants go and the boxer shorts with the hearts on them.

And there was a little scandal involved because it came out that some of his supporters who were at the rally yesterday were movie extras that he paid $50 an hour to be there.

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