Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maul.

I'm the latest girl in the world.

I'm the latest girl in the world.

It's...

That's pretty good.

Blaze, I got to live with it every day.

Thank you. I know why you're really happy because you're not in the fire.

You know what? Brian William said this the other day. It's so true.

If this PG&E, that's our gas and electric company, turned off power for a million people,

that happened in New York, the national news all the time, right?

You know what's going on in here? The Santa Ana wins. You know this. They've picked up.

So Pacific Gas and Electric shut off the electricity to a million people in case a spark

from one of their wires would start a wildfire. How's that for logic?

Everybody, uh, stay inside and like dozens of candles in every room.

Because we don't want to start a fire.

In other news, the President of the United States is going to be impeached.

That's a good one.

Because he treats a penis like barking tickets.

He has gone full stonewall.

On this Eucaranyan thing refuses to turn over any documents,

ordering witnesses not to show up to testify, you know, as innocent people do.

He's pulling that old trick that the guilty always do, ignoring the crime and acting outraged about the investigation.

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