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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #474

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2018

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

0:07.0

Hey!

0:08.0

I have a buddy how you doing?

0:11.0

Brett Kavanaugh, the man Trump wants to put on his Supreme Court and his accuser Christine

0:15.1

Ford Blassey.

0:16.1

I don't know what happened in 1982.

0:18.9

Here's what I do know.

0:20.5

Christine Ford Blassey was attacked by someone and Brett Kavanaugh will lie about anything.

0:26.1

That's what I do know.

0:27.1

Now, she testified first.

0:29.5

She appeared before the Happy Acres-assisted Living Facility.

0:34.2

Otherwise known as the Senate Judiciary Committee.

0:38.4

In Brett Kavanaugh's defense, that was high school.

0:42.0

And college.

0:43.0

And law school.

0:46.0

And the 90s and yesterday at lunch.

0:47.8

But other than that, he only attacked women when he was drinking, which was always.

0:52.8

But other than that, this doesn't ring true.

0:55.3

This choir boy, Routini, has, he went on Fox News this week with his wife and said that

1:00.8

he was a graduated high school, he said, a virgin.

1:03.9

And was a virgin for many years after.

1:06.9

And his wife had a look on her face like, that explains a lot.

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