Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

I appreciate it. Thank you. Oh, come on. Stop. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. I love you. Thank you. That's, wow. That's, uh...

I'm not a clause lasted longer than the whole FBI investigation.

Well, we got to bite the bullet. They're going to do it. They're going to confirm Justice Red Solo Cup.

He's going to this Green Court and I'm going to join the Beach Week Ralph Club, I think. I'm going to...

Now the big question is, where does Beer Go to get its reputation back? That's...

But... I say the... The only time all week I got cheered up was today when I saw that video of Trump walking up on the Air Force One with the toilet paper on his shoe.

Is that...

Yeah, how you doing?

Two things about that, I've very said. One, the toilet paper was very embarrassed.

And two, that is the FBI report on his shoe. That's what...

Well, I mean, it was. Look.

It was a total sham. You know, there's some things about this that we will never know. I account for that.

But, you know what? I think what bothers a lot of people bothers me is that, for sure, this guy is a liar.

Also, was a huge drunk, maybe not now, but... And the FBI report was a sham. They had no time to do it. They injured all of nine people.

Trump said, can I get these guys to do my crimes?

And...

And the FBI allowed no walkings. Nope, no walkings.

Is this the FBI or a beauty salon? What the fuck?

The part I loved is they issued the report. The FBI did a so, so secret and so sensitive.

The way that had to be read, senators wanted a time, went into a little secure room.

Lined up, got in, read the report, and then went out.

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