Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh

Thank you very much. I think I know why you're happy tonight because thank you. I will be taking marriage offers after the show as well.

Not here during the show, but three Republicans found a little backbone this week and there is going to be...

We are going to have an investigation of Brett Kavanaugh, who's up with the Supreme Court, as you know, and the investigation by the FBI is going to last one week.

So put that on your fucking calendar, Brett Kavanaugh. You're going to calendar that you say but you write everything down on.

And you know, this is the two ladies in the Senate, the Republicans and Jeff Flake of Arizona. I can't believe Jeff Flake.

And part of their side, maybe you see this? Maybe he was turned around because he was confronted when he was getting on the elevator.

To tell a little bit of that video by somebody who had the guts.

That's what you're telling me right now. Look at me when I'm talking to you. You're telling me that my assault doesn't matter.

I am.

I've been seeing a guy take it in the elevator like that since Beyoncé's sister kicked Jay-Z in the night.

Oh, and then they tried cornering Lindsey Graham. But he got away because he's familiar with the back door.

But come on, Republicans have a lot of trouble with women. That's a sausage party and the Republican party they know.

So you know what they did? They hired a female prosecutor to ask the questions to professor Ford.

It's like when a mobster thinks there's a bomb under his car, he makes his wife start it. You go out there and do it.

But you know, her testimony when someone's being real, it shows.

It reads, even conservatives had to admit it was compelling and credible. It was so compelling and so credible during it.

Brett Kavanaugh tried to turn up the music. That's crazy.

Oh.

But this was a very different Brett Kavanaugh. He came out swinging like his penis at a college party.

Well, that's, that's, that's well. There's a sex. This stuff happens all fast in this last week.

We remember at the beginning, we had a second accuser, also rather credible, who said this was at Yale.

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