Bonus: Bill Bless Us, Every Ted (Christmas Gift Exchange 2020)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Happy Holidays, Theophiloi! We've wrapped up the show for the year, but before we get to these last few days of kicking back with a nice hot chocolate and a cup of coffee for St. Lucy, we're inviting you to join us for our Christmastime gift exchange. Plus: a very, very short apocryphal text about Baby Jesus bustin' up rocks!

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0:00.0	Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to a special bonus episode of Apocopalus.
0:13.8	This is the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible, and we try not to be jerks
0:17.4	about it. My name is Chris Sims with With me as always, Benito Serino.
0:22.2	Benito, Merry Christmas.
0:23.9	How are you?
0:24.7	Merry Christmas to you, Chris.
0:26.6	How are you doing this fine holiday season?
0:30.6	I'm doing very well.
0:32.2	I'm getting a lot done.
0:33.6	I've got a couple days off.
0:34.6	So I'm, I've done some deep cleaning and baked a bunch of
0:39.7	cookies. Nice. What kind of cookies? Let's see. Yesterday I made my, uh, my, uh, Dutch
0:47.9	wedding cookies that I like to make. Ooh, yeah. Okay. And I think my wife is wife is doing peanut butter blossoms today, a classic.
0:57.2	Nice.
0:58.2	I made the dough for Kalachis.
1:01.1	Ooh, love Kalachis.
1:03.5	Yeah, I never made them before.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:05.3	But I made the dough yesterday, so that's very exciting.
1:08.3	Nice.
1:11.0	Folks, this is our gift exchange episode.
1:16.3	Yeah.
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