Ep 128: Yesterday Would Have Been a Good Day to Have Died

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2016

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

After saving The Federation yesterday, the crew grapples with a less exciting today. Oh and they save a planet full of miners, but whatever.

Improvised November 8, 2015 from a suggestion by Victoria Kathryn via Facebook

Edited by Hannah Parsons

Featuring

Griffen Eckstein as Fritz Fassbinder, Lt. Son, Billy, Lt. Lackey

Chris Johnson as Chucky the Miner, First Gertold, Andorian Bandito, a Child

Sean Kelley as Crick Watson, Lt. Carl, a Miner

Eli Mandel as Rip Stiply, Lt. Jeremy Swanson,

Nick Wagner as Ch’arles Lorem

Mary Cait Walthall as Zarlene Zonalzon, Colette the Miner, a Child

Matt Young as Captain Baxter, Canary in a Coalmine, Andorian Bandito, Sally

Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Co-Op

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of the Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago podcast Co-op.
0:07.0	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.
0:14.0	Loram, could you pass me that ginger ale?
0:16.0	Yeah, absolutely. Thanks. I just, I think we peaked as a crew yesterday.
0:20.0	I know. I was thinking exactly the same thing.
0:22.6	Like, we actually saved the whole Federation. Yeah, so it's gonna be all downhill from here. Yeah. There was a-
0:28.0	We saved it. We did. There was a fleet. A fleet of Dominion ships was going to destroy the planet Earth. Yeah.
0:36.6	They had that super weapon, the star killer.
0:39.3	Can you pass me that ginger ale?
0:40.5	Yeah, here.
0:41.7	And we broke into the ship, we destroyed the super weapon.
0:45.4	I'm thinking about retiring.
0:46.7	We talked that one admiral out of killing himself
0:48.9	because he thought he failed his family and...
0:51.5	Saved the day.
0:53.1	But we can't tell anybody about it well yeah that's the ironic part right
0:56.5	hey guys what are you talking about here have some ginger ale oh thank you just passing around a ginger
1:01.6	rail and talking about yesterday oh man it's been really boring around here hasn't it i wish something
1:06.4	exciting would happen with the ship right like is this what it's like to be on like the Enterprise or the Defiant or like one of those other cool ships?
1:14.6	Like, do they just feel like this rush, this high all the time?
1:18.3	Fritz wasn't here yesterday.
1:20.3	Oh, shit.
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