Bonus #182 - Doug Smith [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Humor, Advice, Relationship, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Doug Smith returns to the pod to discuss his son explaining to him what gooning is, his brother taking him to high school as a baby so he could pick up chicks, his son's love for anime, Stav's new addition to his art collection, why him and Stav are both dressed like it's fall for some reason, and much more. Doug and Stav help callers including a man whose sister is threatening to remove him from their dying abusive father's will if he doesn't contribute to his caretaking, and a corporate woman who's wondering if she should correct her client who calls her by the wrong name in meetings. Follow Doug Smith on social media: https://www.dougsmithcomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/whodougsmith/ https://x.com/whodougsmith ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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0:00.0	Based on eldest, beautiful guest, I got a pretty standard shitty dad question for you.
0:06.3	Great.
0:07.0	Long story short, my parents divorced when I was young and I moved in with my dad.
0:13.0	He was an abusive piece of shit.
0:15.2	So I moved out when I was 13 and never spoke to him again.
0:19.8	Where'd you go?
0:20.4	He got diagnosed with something called Marfan syndrome.
0:26.0	Marfan.
0:26.4	He's now blind and...
0:28.1	Pause this.
0:29.7	Isn't Marfan syndrome what...
0:31.6	Isn't that like gigantism?
0:33.9	I don't know.
0:34.3	Didn't Boban, doesn't Boban Marjanovich have Marfan syndrome or some shit?
0:38.3	I think that's, when you see that like...
0:40.3	Turned into a Titan.
0:41.3	Basically, I kind of think it's you turning into a titan.
0:44.3	Characterized by skeletal changes like elongation of the limbs and looseness of joints,
0:50.3	displacement of the lens of the eye, so that's where the blindness comes in.
0:53.3	Look up Marfan syndrome NBA players and keep playing while you do that.
0:58.2	Maybe see if you can be good at producing.
1:00.2	Oh, never mind.
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