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You may have heard I broke my arm.

Brace brothers.

And now we have J.P.O. Now I know how J.P. lives. And so I just, and we still have to entertain you fine people. So I just figured, let's get my Brace brother and one of my best pals Joe Liss on here. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, you get the fucking, you get the cheer, Joe. Thank you. By the way, I'm trying to get the title for most frequented guests. And then you brought my biggest rival. That's right. I didn't even gain any footing. It's annoying. I said it to Sarah. I was like, what the fuck is this? I'm the Patreon Prince. You're the free episode. You are the Prince. Well, I got Patreon and I lost my shit. And I've never been Patreon again. Otherwise, there's a lot of people upset that you've been Patreoning them.

Who are you? You're probably just talking about Ronan.

Is that right?

Is that maybe the only guy you've...

I'm trying to think about who your most annoying friend is.

I love those moments where you try to, like, what do you call it anonymously? And then you just nail it. I'm like, hey, I know someone that's upset with you. O's the mentalist figuring out immediately who you're talking about. Yeah, we're very pre-recorded. What do you want for me? Listen, some of us know that our comedy is good enough to go behind a paywall. That's right, JP. Yeah, sometimes you've got to pull yourself by your Patreon bootstress. I'm a comedy Republican. I am a overall leftist, but I'm a common Republican. Earn your own keep, okay? No fucking handouts. Well, that's the thing about comedy. Everyone was like, hey, we're getting rid of all these gatekeepers, which we did.

But now the comedians are the gatekeepers. And we're maybe the stupidest people. We're worse at gatekeeping than the gatekeepers are more. A computer programmed by people that don't understand humanity are now the gatekeepers. That's true. Like, they decided what goes fucking viral. It was funny that that one guy, that, like, fat Canadian idiot who's, like, trying to be, like, who, a Canadian who's trying to be conservative. Like, that's how pathetic the state of comedy has got. But now Canadians are being racist. It's hard to be that fat and not be funny. Yeah. Who are we talking about? There was a crowdwork clip.

And by the way, I'm very sorry for my part in this, everyone.

I do want to make a, that, I saw that clip and I was like, fuck, I'm not getting into

heaven.

I was like, I need to commit Sapuku on the fucking steps of the comedy seller.

We said that before you're like, Oppenheimer visiting the White House after the Adam bomb was dropped.

Harry Truman's like, get that fucking pussy out of here.

I'm sorry. I just wanted to promote my YouTube special.

I had no idea what I was going to unleash.

It's refillable.

It was just something where a guy accused a completely silent woman of being triggered. He was bombing so bad at crowdwork. And he was just saying, what are you triggered? And this lady was just being quiet. She didn't laugh. She made a face. And she just kind of sat there, stone face. And he just, like, played this whole scenario in his head of, like, talking to annoying she would theoretically be exactly exactly it's like you know it's like these it's just

like this right word turn to just that's the problem is the gatekeepers are algorithms so now

people just do whatever gets you attention right And there's no doubt about it.

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