#183 - Carl Tart

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Humor, Advice, Relationship, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

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🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Carl Tart joins the pod to discuss getting bullied by his cousins, using humor as a defense mechanism as a fat child, the various regional traditions of southern food, acting in corporate training videos, working as a bouncer, the dying days of millennial branding, and much more. Carl and Stav help callers including a dad who’s wondering if it’s okay to skip his 5-year-old daughter’s dance recital to go to a wrestling event in Atlantic City, and a woman who is pissed at her husband’s lackluster response to some sultry photos she sent him. Follow Carl Tart on social media: https://www.instagram.com/dammitcarl Thanks to our sponsor! https://www.twistedtea.com/locations Keep It Twisted!! ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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0:00.0	Upah! Welcome everybody to Stopphe's World 904-800 stop. Call in, we'll solve all your problems. On the couch today, we got my buddy Carl Tart. Carl, what's up, dog? What up, what up. Thanks for coming. I feel at home. You feel like grease. That's right, that's right. Like picking olives. Yeah, hell yeah. Some fresh olive oil Some fresh olive oil. What's the freshest olive oil you think you've ever had? I probably like some Bertoli. Yeah. Exposite. No, I got that, I got a gift of the green one with the, it looks like a glue bottle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everybody's doing that one now. I'm very skeptical of that one. Yeah. It seems like they're fucking...
0:38.4	That seems like the last... That's the last millennial coded advertising thing that worked. You know what I mean? Remember where everything was like, you know... They were like... They were rebranding... The funniest one was when they were... They just started rebranding metamusel. Remember? And they were calling it Bloom or some shit.
0:55.2	Oh, yes.
0:55.7	And it was like, it was like probiotic.
0:57.2	And it was like this... was when they were they just started rebranding metamusel remember and they were calling it bloom or some
0:54.8	shit oh yes it was like it was like probiotic and it was like this the the thing my grandmother drank to
1:00.7	shit it's like this is just we can't everything can't be cool everything can't be but so anyway
1:06.0	it's very funny that they're doing that with olive oil now after a night at the bar you need some fiber
1:09.9	yeah that's just because we're like the old people now. We are. That is true.
1:14.4	Like the middle age people now. So they advertise it, but we still go out.
1:17.8	100% We're not mature, so...
1:18.3	Well, I did...
1:19.8	That's what I was thinking, too,
1:20.5	where I was like,
1:21.4	wow, this is really...
1:22.0	I was like,
1:23.5	like, I was in a bar
1:24.0	and the Nelly and Kelly Rowland song came on.
1:25.1	Yeah.
1:28.3	And like, to me,
1:28.7	and it hit me the way I assume old people hearing like a duop ballad hit them. Like to me, I was like, oh, this is like the most romantic song in the world. To me, I'm hearing like a fucking opera about loving a woman. I only have eyes for you.
1:30.1	Like in my head, I'm like, that's what I want to play my wife.
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