Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUPTim reviews a social media ad for KLYR, a […]

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0:00.0	Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought you by Adameneve.com. Get 50% off just about any item. A bunch of free gifts. Free shipping. All you got to do is remember to use promo code Freak. That's F-R-E-A-K for 50% off. Half off just about any item using promo code Freak at Adam and Eve.com.
0:23.8	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 19th. 2025 coming up on the program today,
0:25.9	Dainty Cosmetics for the Alpha Extreme
0:28.2	Masculine Dushbag.
0:29.7	Plus, a musical tribute to Disney adults.
0:32.3	Eugh. Vince, the Shamwow guy,
0:34.2	busts the woke left, and a Florida
0:36.4	threesome ends in a restraining order.
0:38.6	Pretty much like all Florida threesomes.
0:43.2	Hello, I'm Peter.
0:46.9	I will spank now my ass with a barbarian hose, leather pants.
0:55.0	Well, very nice leather pen.
0:58.0	Oh, my ass, my nipples.
1:01.0	Ow!
1:03.0	Now I will begin with pank my ass.
1:08.0	Ah!
1:10.0	Ah! Ah Ah Ah
1:11.6	Ah
1:12.6	Ah
1:14.6	Ah
1:15.6	I
1:16.6	F
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