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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Boise, Idaho: Live from Now Hear This Festival

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes the Anaheim audience to Spontaneanation, recorded in front of a LIVE audience at The Now Hear This Festival! This week, Pauls special guests are Kulap Vilaysack and Howard Kremer of Who Charted! They chat about the first joke they laughed at, Howard trying to write a Polish joke when he started doing stand-up because he thought his dad would like it, and Kulap reading the Encyclopedia as a child for fun. Paul is then joined by his Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ co-stars Dan Ahdoot, Tawny Newsome, and Drew Tarver to improvise a story set in Boise, Idaho. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
LOS ANGELES! Spontaneanation records its 100th episode LIVE at Largo on Saturday, January 7th! Be there for boring your future grandchildren purposes! Tickets: bit.ly/SPONT100
This episode is brought to you by Smartypants Vitamins (www.smartypantsvitamins.com/PFT)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome.

0:15.0

Welcome.

0:17.0

Welcome.

0:19.0

Welcome, audience. Welcome, audience.

0:21.6

Welcome, Doug Benson.

0:23.6

Eating popcorn in the back.

0:26.6

Just having a salty snack.

0:29.6

Welcome to you all.

0:32.6

Welcome to the house lights that are up a little bit too much, in my opinion.

0:43.6

In the words of Robert De Niro, in the great movie This Boy's Life, I don't like to see the face.

0:48.0

That's better.

0:55.0

Here we are on this big ble marble called Earth.

1:02.0

Earth is not the greatest name when you think about it. Because it's not really like a title,

1:06.0

like if you lived on Mars, which God willing we all will eventually, You're not gonna say like, oh, I wish that guy would just fall

1:15.6

through the center of the Mars.

1:18.6

Actually, that sounds pretty good.

1:24.6

And when we're there, I hope that's what we're doing all the time.

1:28.8

I hope that we're doing shit like, what on Mars?

1:37.1

Will we have a Mars day when we're there?

1:39.1

Like we have an Earth Day, which simply everyone cares about.

1:44.0

I hope Mars Day is as popular as Earth Day.

1:47.0

And I hope that when we all live on Mars,

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