A Fast Food Restaurant Kitchen In An Alternate Universe

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes grownups (children get out of here!) to this weeks episode of Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special return guest is actress Maria Thayer of truTVs Those Who Cant! They chat about the time Marias primary caregivers let her down, the two different Berenstain Bears/Berenstein Bears universes, and the Lowly Worm. Paul is then joined by Stephanie Courtney, Colleen Smith, and Chris Tallman, to improvise a story set in A Fast Food Restaurant Kitchen In An Alternate Universe. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
LOS ANGELES! Spontaneanation records its 100th episode LIVE at Largo on Saturday, January 7th! Be there for boring your future grandchildren purposes! Tickets: bit.ly/SPONT100
This episode is brought to you by Smartypants Vitamins (www.smartypantsvitamins.com/PFT) and Mack Weldon (www.mackweldon.com code: PFT).

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Welcome.
0:05.0	Hi.
0:08.0	I'm a man.
0:10.0	Welcome.
0:12.0	Welcome, not just men, also women.
0:17.0	Children, get out of here.
0:22.6	I will not welcome a child.
0:24.7	This is grown-up stuff, guys.
0:27.2	Now look, when I was a kid,
0:29.5	I enjoyed
0:30.7	entertainment that was made
0:32.9	for adults.
0:35.1	Oh, porn's?
0:36.2	No.
0:38.5	Stop. You know what's? No. Stop.
0:39.0	You know what I'm saying.
0:42.7	I would watch these programs.
0:45.8	I didn't know what was going on.
0:48.6	That's what the laugh track was for, so I knew when to laugh.
0:51.7	At the Bob Newhart show.
0:57.3	Psychiatrist Newhart show. Psychiatrist in Chicago.
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