Home Depot

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone back to this free show known as Spontaneanation! This week, Paul's special return guest is Nicole Parker of MADtv and the Broadway stage! They chat about Nicoles first suit, bombing in front of David Bowie, and the appropriate title for a master of wigs. Paul is then joined by Brandon Johnson, Amanda Lund and Mary Sohn, to improvise a story set in Home Depot. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
This episode is brought to you by Glasses USA (www.glassesUSA.com/Paul).

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0:00.0	Wow.
0:06.0	Well, welcome eventually.
0:10.0	Welcome.
0:11.0	Welcome.
0:12.0	Hey, you don't have to pay extra for that ramp up.
0:16.0	That's for free.
0:18.0	As the whole show is.
0:27.1	Nothing in this life is free, ladies and gentlemen, except this show and hate.
0:31.1	Uh-oh.
0:32.2	Yeah.
0:33.1	That's right.
0:34.7	It doesn't cause you nothing to hate.
0:38.2	Or to receive hate.
0:41.4	But is that truly true?
0:45.6	Just throwing things around.
0:49.3	Is it true that hate costs us nothing?
0:53.7	Some religions believe it costs us our immortal souls.
1:00.9	Some religions believe it costs us
1:04.7	our favorite shoes. you have more more than one pair of shoes i hope this is not a
1:16.8	classist thing i have more than one pair of shoes i have hard shoes that i wear in the world
1:26.0	and then softer shoes that i wear in my own home.
1:31.0	My feet are covered at all times.
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