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Good morning and welcome along to a new episode of Athletico Pass nibs with me Andy Dawson.

Dig if you will a picture, you're experiencing a day of serenity at an upscale spa thanks to a

group on voucher that was gifted to you by a close friend. After enjoying a complimentary glass

of cucumber juice you settle down for an hour of tranquility inside a sensory deprivation tank.

All is calm and the worries of your world have drifted away. Suddenly you hear footsteps,

a bit of the tank is yanked open, aging goblin figure smelling of a farm yard liars at you

offering you a lump of melted toffee from within his gnarled paw. You close your eyes tight,

hoping this is a hallucination. No, he strips off to his wife for instance climbs into the tank

with you, cuddling you and purring like a strange street cat. Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome my co-host Mr. Bob Water. Oh Mr. Martina, there's no one off the line.

You're like a caveman, you belong in a caveman.

Oh Bob, be Bob, be you need to get a hobby, you've caused a national atrocity

with your so-called commenting. Welcome along to our article.

Oh, another person. There's a little song for you Bob.

Thank you very much indeed. That was very much about you.

There was some doubt last time. I can say without fear of contradiction that was about you.

That was me clamoring into your spa chat. It was there with the coffee in your spa.

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