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8-A-B-A-S-L-E-B-L-Touch. I'll say you want me to do it. You want me to ask for

you to do it. I do.

Alright, don't worry. I'm still at home in the trouble of having a foreign life like you know.

I'll be watching that fishing show you know that you'll done on catch-up when the wife's asleep,

you know. And it reminded me of when we were fishing with the wife last year at Wackworth Castle.

You know what I mean? It's like, it's like Gordon, Chris, and that. People quite like them

there. And Wackworth is in a very exposed spot. You know the wife had to wear a bubble gum

coloured hat, mid-inch, you know. A couple of fleets, fleets, purple as I remember. And the

ski trousers she bought from Lidl. I had not at this point purchased my puffer puffer jacket.

Don't think it would have come in very handy. So the wife's set of the knot in the river bank

right in your own, there was a nice snorke with a dipping knot. Aligned it with a couple of picnic

blankets and you know and put me caught over and she was so loved to sleep. So an hour or so I had a

nice fish and I got lost in me surroundings. A stare that me floored, then I had a good old stare

at the piece of blue plastic trapped on a branch of a knotless sit tree. It had some lightning on it

and I know I can't be sure. I think it knew well had been from a bag of chlorine balance.

Suddenly the wife worked up with a jolt. Where the fuck am I?

That's the fucking river. Jesus have tricked me fucking neck. Why didn't you start me out a pillar

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