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Hello it's Steve McLaren here with my bestest ever cuddling and hugging friend

Casper this snake. Sailor Casper. Hello. Oh Casper that was beautiful. Like a rich creamy

topping on a pink candy draws pedal. I hope you're all comfortably seated with bellies full of

hope friendship and hot nutmeggy sausages. Not milk. Yes I like Casper dog build your part.

We went to sports direct here today to buy some darts to draw at old photos of the big glass.

We couldn't find any. Then an assistant waddle door but to help he was spherical,

pale and sort of sweaty. Where your dad's son I asked. I'll fetch him for you.

As he waddle the way we noticed a damp brown patch with scratch marks on the back of the

chaxote bottoms. Casper spewed up on a 10 pack of 100% reclaimed cardboard sport socks.

His last of course my course Mr Andrew Dorsen. Oh Mr Sports Arks first like a gear box scratch

marks on his buttock. Maggots juice on his still man. So what's your reckon I'm

thanks a little to a sports direct best story that. Yeah I thought remember that happened

but it seems realistic it sounds like something that could have happened.

I have a bit of a bunch there you're eating something during the podcast. I'm eating a panatoni.

Panatoni for Christmas. Panatoni. No you gotta say something.

No no panatoni. It's panatoni. Next day you're from Mr McLaren.

Yeah. Nice day you're munching away there. It's something that always goes down well with the

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