5 • 872 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2020
⏱️ 183 minutes
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0:00.0 | hashtag muzzle hat all day long. |
0:03.3 | Yeah, well that's going to be the way it is. |
0:05.4 | That's just how it is. |
0:06.7 | I think somebody asked that if we raised $100,000 if you change your middle name to |
0:12.0 | anal. Yeah. $100,000 if you change your middle name to Anil. |
0:14.6 | Yeah, if I get to keep the $100,000, yeah. |
0:18.4 | Would you really? |
0:19.5 | Well, if somebody said, yeah. |
0:21.7 | I'll just add it on my second because I never do my confirmation as a Catholic you get to choose your second you do your communion. |
0:30.0 | And you do your confirmation, but you get to choose a second surname, and I didn't do that, because at that point I'd realize that God didn't owe me my life. |
0:39.0 | So, I could have said like horrendously offensive then. |
0:42.0 | You could, you almost got... got and I didn't because I'm |
0:45.2 | changed on a wardrobe change again. Oh my God I don't know why I was holding the |
0:50.3 | headphones to my mouth because I don't talk through the headphones. |
0:53.6 | Because you're... |
0:55.6 | Wait, you can't hear me. |
0:59.4 | Okay, that feels better. |
1:00.7 | Okay, because you're a twat. |
1:02.0 | Okay. Good. Okay, because you're a twat. Okay? |
1:03.1 | Anyway, so if I could just add it, have it |
1:06.4 | as my second surname. |
1:08.6 | I could be Luke Paul Anal Sando. |
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