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Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains

Perfect Saints - Rachel Robinson

Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains

Plosive

Improv, Lucy Beaumont, Sam Campbell, Comedy, Taskmaster

4.7646 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

It’s the series finale, and Lucy and Sam name their all-time favourite saints. Amen.


If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to lucyandsamsperfectbrains@gmail.com or WhatsApp to +447541967499


Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. 

 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Throughout the course of history, there's been no art of mysteries, but never won't quite as far as the secret garden of Babylon.

0:12.9

Of Babylon, oh Babylon, the garden, oh Babylon, do not surrender.

0:20.8

Oh, kids that bloom all year round.

0:23.6

An action fountain that makes not a sound.

0:28.6

So check out this garden, please don't be afraid.

0:32.6

It's Lucy and Sam's perfect brains.

0:36.6

Lucy and Sam's perfect brains. Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brits. Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brits.

0:38.1

Lucy and Sam's Perfect Brits.

0:43.2

This podcast will be recorded for training purposes only.

0:47.0

Hello, Lucy.

0:48.7

Hello, Sam.

0:49.9

Oh, and by the way, hello to our special guest.

0:52.6

It's Mrs. Rachel Robinson.

0:54.4

Hello, good morning. Hi, Mrs. Rachel Robinson. Hello, good morning.

0:56.2

Hi, Mrs. Rachel Robinson.

0:58.2

Lucy was late to join the chat.

1:00.1

I've got to know Mrs. Rachel Robinson very well.

1:03.3

How well?

1:04.4

Do you see the photo in the background of her window?

1:07.4

Yeah.

1:07.8

That's her partner wearing shorts.

1:09.6

And we were talking about his legs. He's got very good legs. Very good. Two of them. I've never seen his legs. Have you not? Ah, they do come out every now and again. He's got great pins. Well, can we say who you are? I'm fine with you saying who I am. That's absolutely fine. This is my auntie, Rachel.

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