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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Bobby Buoy The Hero

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Comedy, Robert Kelly, Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Everyone is back from holiday break and Bobby has a whale of a story to tell. He vacationed in Costa Rico with his family and radio star Mike Calta. He was swimming on a private beach when a young girl summoned him to help her sister who drifted out to sea. Spoiler alert: Bobby was a hero and saved the woman from certain death! Find out why her pro-athlete father needed Bob to be the savior. Find out why his eyebrow is disturbingly out of whack. And why does Big Jay feel the need to make a sequel to "American History X" to help tell this complex tale? *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.

0:05.0

You can take my breath away.

0:10.0

Hardest part of making my post to let the world know that I'm a hero was picking the song.

0:16.0

And believe me, other people say it.

0:18.0

There was a hundred percent you were in my head going, that one?

0:21.3

Yeah.

0:21.9

That one?

0:22.3

You went basic bitch on it for sure. Well, I went, I was going to go, uh, Bet Midler, of course. But that's wind beneath my wings. Which has hero in it. Did you ever know that you're my hero? The line, but I don't. No, that's more like that. That's more like you're talking to someone who's dying.

0:37.6

And you're telling them that...

0:38.6

Someone was dying.

0:39.7

Yeah, in the film beaches well in my in this

0:42.6

was not Deborah Winger in the situation that I was in somebody was close to it yeah and I

0:47.5

yeah but I hear you yeah I didn't go with that I went with the foo fighters well bit

0:51.6

Midler's friend was white what color was this person person? Well, we'll get to it. I mean, it shouldn't matter, right? It was, no, it shouldn't. It doesn't. But it did? No, lives are on, well. So. Did you Phil Collins, a black kid? No. Did you stay in drowning and did not lend a hand? No, no, no. So, we were on this beach and Dawn comes back up. And she's like, you know, I guess you got, there was a wave. The waves were huge, and I didn't know it on this beach. There's no surfers. So when you see that, that means it's, you know, it's probably, it's probably you know you shouldn't be max can we get a board i was like no there's nobody else here they're not surfing we're not doing it there must be something up the the undertow was pretty strong too at this beach and the beach the drop off it went really shallow and deep real quick this is exactly what happened to malcolm jama warner he it happened to him on the other side. But that was a... But Costa Rica. He was in a riptide, which kind of takes you out. But it's the same thing. Undertoe is same thing. But usually when there's an undertoe, they'll put signs up so you know that, you know, there's an undertow. This is just under the the uh the riptide they'll put a

2:02.2

riptide thing up but the undertoe every time you see riptide i'm giving you that we give me the hang

2:06.6

loose hang loose riptide so dawn came up she was kind of mad i think she had a little thing with max

2:12.8

because he saw our bit the waves were so big he saw our wave come in and he just let it hit her.

2:34.7

And she basically got fucking raped by a wave. It just took her. Max watched this. He thought it was funny and she got mad. You know, she was, you should have told me the waves. Whatever, stupid shit. And she was like, I felt bad. I shouldn't have did that. So I was like, I'll go play with Max. I'll go in the water.

2:35.1

Yeah, she got to give him a little shit for not letting her know big wave was coming. And I would have laughed myself. I think it's hilarious when someone gets fucking swept by a wave. Dude, nothing better than a hot chick getting her shit kicked by a wave. Nothing better than a middle-aged dumpy chick getting whapped by a wave too. whapped

2:51.4

so

2:52.6

Max is out there

2:54.0

swimming by himself

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