We Don't Need Another Hero

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Comedy, Robert Kelly, Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In the wake of Bobby's heroics in Costa Rico, campers flood the phone lines to tell their stories of when they saved the day. Jay and Bobby judge weather or not the callers deserve the title of hero. | Most NBA referees explain the fouls to the audience in a boring manner, but not Bill Kennedy. During the Philly 76ers games, he displays charisma for days. | Jay schools Bob on Star Wars-specifically about light sabers and how they are obtained. | Bob's gives an update on his comedian friend who was on his death bed. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:07.2	Yeah, my squad stay on point.
0:09.5	These headphones are fucked.
0:12.8	You've got to slap them to work in both ears.
0:16.0	So much a burn this place down.
0:17.8	All right, don't.
0:18.8	I take it back.
0:19.7	Don't do that.
0:20.1	I bought my own headphones but these
0:21.9	headphones are are um welded into it so i always have to have this guy's headphones
0:27.8	i'm getting any ears i'm done with this shit i got any ears i like those well i'm have to
0:35.6	bring some here i brought some a couple weeks ago here we Yeah, our last week and then I threw them in the garbage. Because they don't fit in your little baby ear canal. They don't fit my little ears and they didn't make any sense the way they worked. I supposed to bend the wire around your ear, but it goes the wrong one. Fuck those things. Ultimate things ultimate ear baby that's what i got to do
0:55.1	fucking ultimate ear i got ultimate ear i got ones that say bam bam from when i was on sex and drugs
1:01.6	and rock and roll oh oh i got you yeah makes sense your character it was my character yeah it was my
1:07.6	character but you still have them i still got them them. I love them. And they function.
1:11.0	They work.
1:11.6	They work the best.
1:13.5	So why don't you bring them?
1:14.6	I don't know.
1:15.3	I didn't think about it until you brought it up because I, when I got the gig here, I looked up best radio headphones and these Sony's came up.
1:26.6	And then I customized them with a little Van Halen
1:28.9	Eddie Van Halen guitar theme oh I thought that was Hawaiian shirt theme or that or that the black
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