Boathouse Row

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Comedy, Robert Kelly, Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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The gang is back in studio after Thanksgiving break and Jay definitely does not have an Empire State of mind. Jay is preparing for the Christmas holiday and his tree lights are driving him crazy. | He's sworn off pool basketball because the rim is shotty and no one wants to play with him anyway. | Jay hangs art of Philadelphia in his home and has to teach Bobby the landmarks of his hometown city. | Bob used to get beat up by a red-headed bully growing up. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:06.5	Man, I got to tell you, Christmas time in New York, you don't hear this song enough.
0:13.9	Oh, really?
0:14.8	No.
0:15.3	I thought that you'd hear it a lot.
0:17.3	No, well, I say not enough.
0:19.2	Oh, yeah.
0:19.8	I feel like I only hear it every second from the second I
0:22.8	cross over a tunnel or bridge into Manhattan pretty much until the time I'm locked in the
0:28.4	studio mercifully hiding from it. But I started to miss it. So I said, let's start the show
0:35.3	with it. Turn it up loud, Lou, and really annoy them with it with the Alicia Keys part, because I want them to feel how I feel outside. I'm just trying to get to work, please. I'm sorry, no. Who the fuck takes a bicycle carriage to work? No, thank you. I'm good. Thank you. Excuse me. Yes, it's lights. Could you please move? I'm
0:56.9	trying to get to work. Excuse me. Oh, Christ. No. No, I'm finishing this cigarette. Stop following me
1:04.2	trying to get the end of it. No. Nobody wants to take a guy on a bicycle drive to work.
1:11.6	Who would say yes to this?
1:13.4	From here, bro.
1:14.9	Get the next guy.
1:16.8	Stop.
1:17.7	Stop.
1:18.3	I'm finishing the cigarette.
1:19.9	No, I don't want to fucking see a comedy show.
1:23.4	Okay, who's going to be there?
1:25.3	Oh, Tim Allen and Richard Pryor, really. Isn't Richard Pryor dead? Oh, Richard Pryor Jr. Good back pedal. Sure, here's 20 bucks. Give me two tickets to a club that's not open. Oh, no, please excuse me. Walk. The walk sign's going. The walk sign's going. That's why there's a bike lane.
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