Bob Has Become Carl the Groundskeeper (Airdate 4.27.2020)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2020
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Bacon is NOT a Vegetable!
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Surprising Stuff People Buy in Lockdown.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob. |
| 0:03.7 | I would not watch Tiger King beyond two or three episodes if it was not for this show and my wife. |
| 0:09.4 | And Sherry. |
| 0:10.4 | I think that the attraction for me is it's nostalgic. |
| 0:14.2 | And every once in a while, I need some meth head with a mullet just to remind me of childhood. |
| 0:19.1 | And now broadcasting from 4, 5, 6, or 7 remote bunker locations, it's Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:28.1 | Oh, a fresh week in quarantine. |
| 0:31.1 | It's Tuesday every day for me, but I'm pretty sure today is Monday. |
| 0:34.3 | And I just want to share with y'all that I've been cooking almost every night. And my |
| 0:39.8 | husband had said to me that we should try eating much less meat and that that would be healthier. |
| 0:46.0 | And also, you know, it would be good because it's hard to get to the store. And I was like, |
| 0:50.9 | absolutely. Yeah. I mean, I used to be a vegetarian. I can definitely eat less meat. So I made a vegetarian meal. I made Cuban rice and beans in my instant pot. It's just black beans and white rice and some seasonings and juice of a whole lime. And it was delicious. So I'm like, guess what we're having for dinner? It has a name, but I don't know how to pronounce it. |
| 1:11.8 | Christos and Moros or something like that, but he said, we're having vegetarian Cuban black beans and rice. |
| 1:18.0 | And Kev goes, so does that mean there's not any meat in it? |
| 1:21.4 | I'm like, yes, because you said you wanted to eat more meals without any meat. |
| 1:25.2 | And he's going, but what about bacon? |
| 1:33.6 | And so that was, that's the story of how kevin learned where bacon came from and i'm like sweetie bacon is meat it comes you know from |
| 1:39.1 | from meat it's a it's pigs it's not a he's like, yeah, but why can't we have some |
| 1:45.2 | bacon in with these vegetarian meals? And that is because Kevin's mama was from Louisiana. |
| 1:51.5 | And he has never in his life eaten a vegetable that had not been cooked with some form of meat. |
| 1:59.3 | And so he was he was interested in actually reducing the amount of meat. So he was interested in actually reducing the amount of meat, but not pushing meat off the place. |
| 2:07.6 | Well, he felt that you couldn't really count bacon as meat because you were using it as a |
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