Morons: Can't stop this beach bum! 4-28
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 28 April 2020
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8259013/Bored-man-arrested-driving-Florida-beach-closed-lockdown-leading-cops-chase.html
Today on Morons in the news:
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| 0:00.0 | Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:01.0 | You idiot. |
| 0:02.0 | Here they are. |
| 0:03.0 | He's a moron. |
| 0:04.0 | He's acting like a complete idiot. |
| 0:05.0 | Moron's in the news. |
| 0:06.0 | Well, if you're worried about what's going to happen to the America's youth after the coronavirus gets out of our system, don't worry about it. |
| 0:15.0 | Our youth are parading toward a healthier tomorrow because it's just been announced that General Mills is bringing back |
| 0:21.5 | Cocoa Puffs Brownie Crunch this year, helping us, having our young people into a brighter future. |
| 0:32.8 | I want to read the name of the product one more time. It is Cocoa Puffs Brownie Crunch. |
| 0:39.3 | It's not just Coco Puffs. |
| 0:41.0 | It's a little richer. |
| 0:42.7 | I've never heard of this. |
| 0:44.1 | This is how you make it all great again, Bob. |
| 0:46.0 | You bring back breakfast that is basically like a meth bowl. |
| 0:50.5 | Bring it on. |
| 0:52.9 | Today's moron of the day. |
| 0:55.1 | First, we want to shout him out for his incredible mid-70s hairstyle. |
| 1:00.8 | His name is John McGarry. |
| 1:02.1 | He's 25 years old. |
| 1:03.6 | He's from Idaho, but he's been in Florida, and he got arrested after he led police on a chase. |
| 1:12.6 | He was driving on a beach called Sankey Beach near Clearwater that, of course, is closed because of the pandemic. |
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