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Some people.

With Bob and Sherry.

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It's Morons in the News.

Sherry and I are having a tough time getting as many moron in the news stories to fill the segments during the week because even the morons are staying housebound.

So they're not out there doing crazy things, setting fires and robbing banks and all of that.

So that's an upside, I guess.

But the downside is we're struggling for some of these stories.

So I'm going to lead off today with this one.

A woman in China has invented breast implants that light up and glow.

Well, now you're talking.

It's a party in your bra.

I love it.

Well, you know, if you're a professional dancer, I could see why, you know, you'd want to do that.

Perhaps the tips would be a little bit heavier.

This story is not really a moron, but I'm to throw it in this this segment because we're looking

for things a woman in Georgia got into a car accident while she was rushing to the hospital

to give birth she gave birth in the car and then had trouble finding the baby in the car

yeah the baby had like rolled down into the floorboard or something, right?

That she could. Can you imagine if you were the mother? The paramedics found the baby and rushed

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