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Three Bean Salad

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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week the beans are scraping away the topsoil of knowledge and softly brushing away the woodlice of friendship to reveal a hoard of lukewarm banter for your pleasure. This is all thanks to Pat from Ely who buried archaeology into the bean machine in the distant past naively assuming it would never be disturbed and would be allowed to rest in peace in perpetuity. Hard cheese, Pat!

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0:00.0

Now time to thank our partner for this episode, Samsung.

0:02.9

With AI, your Galaxy Z Flip6 becomes your super smart helper.

0:07.3

Oh, this is interesting actually because I'm in the market for a new phone.

0:10.0

So maybe this is the one for me.

0:11.4

I've got a couple of stipulations though. I would like one that takes good pictures but I'm not very good at photography.

0:16.1

Well Mike you're going to love the AI powered auto zoom. The 50 megapixel main camera detect subjects and backgrounds then automatically zooms in and out for the

0:23.7

best angles and compositions. Okay that's promising. I'd also like it to be sort of

0:27.5

really really useful a bit like living with a robot but not living with a robot.

0:30.6

Well Mike with the Flex Window you can access AI features without even

0:34.1

opening your phone things like smart reply which analyzes your recent messages to

0:38.3

suggest responses and flex cam for hands-free selfies. Okay. Last thing I do want to be able to tell

0:45.0

international tourists facts about Exeter Cathedral. Well Mike you're gonna love

0:49.4

the interpreter function in dual screen mode which enables smooth bilingual conversation

0:55.6

using either side of the display to show what the other person is saying in their own

0:59.1

language in real time.

1:01.1

You'll be boring those tourists silly. Yes please.

1:03.4

By now at Samsung.com requires network connection in Samsung account selected

1:07.5

languages only results may vary. Why are we this is exciting we've got a bean at large.

1:24.0

We haven't we?

1:26.0

And he's looking every bit of being at large because he's looking like our

1:29.0

glamorous foreign correspondent, isn't he?

1:31.0

I'm using a handheld mic. He's using a handheld mic he's using a handheld mic with a sort of wind

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