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Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
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🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
This week on Blurry Hysteria, the world proves once again that reality is stranger (and way funnier) than fiction. First up, we flap our way into South Africa, where a helicopter crash had one very unexpected stowaway: a penguin in a cardboard box. Is it espionage? A fishy getaway plan? Or just the weirdest Uber ride in aviation history?
Then we chug along to Missouri, where a man found himself back in cuffs for getting a little too intimate with a train seat. That's right—he's on a one-way trip to the “nope” station with a layover in “why tho?”
From avian absurdity to locomotive lust, it’s another baffling journey through the bizarre—only on Blurry Hysteria!
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:09.5 | Welcome in, Hysteria Nation to another crazy and weird Wednesday. |
| 0:16.8 | You'd wacky wild stuff here. |
| 0:19.1 | Wild stuff over there. |
| 0:21.0 | Oh, |
| 0:21.6 | yes. |
| 0:24.1 | Yes. |
| 0:26.4 | Let me move my giant checks so you can sit down. |
| 0:30.9 | Not much, man. |
| 0:33.2 | Construction season is upon us here. |
| 0:35.9 | It's 90 degrees or cold, depending on the day. |
| 0:40.2 | But still sunny. |
| 0:41.3 | So you never know what you're going to get. |
| 0:42.8 | So I'll take it better than back up in the northern. |
| 0:46.5 | Snow is in the forecast for us. |
| 0:48.2 | That sounds disgusting. |
| 0:49.2 | And you watch the end of the week. |
| 0:50.6 | No shit. |
| 0:52.6 | We got rain on Saturday. And that's as far as the bad goes we got upper 70s |
| 0:57.4 | all week i think today it was a little cold it's crazy went to go for a ride in the side by side |
| 1:02.7 | and at least and i did and got about a quarter mile down the road and i said nope too cold |
| 1:07.6 | turned around so i I was not. |
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