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🗓️ 14 April 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Ever wonder what happens when you give our listeners a phone line and zero supervision? Spoiler alert: chaos, confusion, and conspiracies. This week, the inmates run the asylum as we dive headfirst into the Hysteria 51 voicemail inbox! From theories that would make your tinfoil hat itch to questions that even Conspiracy Bot can't insult properly (but he'll try anyway), it's a rollercoaster of paranormal ponderings and general weirdness.
Tune in as we play and react to your voicemails – the good, the bizarre, and the beautifully unhinged. It's unscripted, unpredictable, and undeniably Hysteria 51.
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0:00.0 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
0:02.9 | They say, I'm disturbed. |
0:04.8 | From city to city, an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
0:07.7 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
0:10.9 | We're hysteria. |
0:15.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
0:18.2 | Brain is gone. |
0:19.7 | This is Hysteria 51. |
0:22.6 | The truth is out there. |
0:25.3 | It's alive. |
0:26.7 | But you won't find it here. |
0:28.7 | They're coming for you. |
0:29.9 | Look, that comes one of them now. |
0:36.5 | Welcome in Hysterianation to a feedback episode. |
0:41.2 | Does that sound like it? |
0:42.4 | Maybe that sounds like we're just going to have a terrible audio. |
0:45.9 | Just a bunch of noise. |
0:47.1 | That's most of our shows there. |
0:50.8 | Less noise. |
0:51.6 | We got no robots this week. |
0:53.1 | Thank God. |
0:54.3 | They're cranking out new music for us. |
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