Blonde Blindness
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is back in Robin's Basement and ready to take on the chaos of the week. She has some exciting news about an upcoming live voicemails episode- make sure to take notes on how you can be chosen to chat with Heather. She has fresh highlights, lashes and is contemplating how a government shuts down. She chats about life as a tee ball mom as well as her newest internet troll.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. |
| 0:34.3 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:35.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:36.7 | How are you? |
| 0:55.1 | If you're watching this on YouTube, you're probably saying, Heather, the desk looks like a mess. Well, we are back in our old stomping grounds, Robin's basement, my office here at the house, and it is an absolute disaster. But it's because we're slowly packing things up, moving things around. We've got art in a corner. It's just a mess. So thank you for bearing with me. I'm sorry it's not aesthetically pleasing online, but this is where we're at. |
| 0:59.9 | A couple housekeeping things at the very top of this show. This Friday is going to be the Japan |
| 1:04.8 | Q&A, 411. Japan 101. Jeff's coming into the office, the studio this week, |
| 1:11.7 | and we're going to releasing a bonus episode |
| 1:13.7 | that will break down all the tips and tricks of travel and planning |
| 1:17.2 | and just obviously Jeff hasn't been on in a minute |
| 1:19.8 | and I want you guys to be able to giggle with him. |
| 1:21.7 | So that's going to happen this Friday. |
| 1:23.4 | So even if you're not even interested in going abroad, |
| 1:26.6 | I highly suggest you tune into that episode |
| 1:28.6 | because it's always a bonus when Jeff Daniels is in town. |
| 1:32.0 | And also something very exciting that we're going to test the waters with. |
| 1:36.6 | We're going to try a live hotline. |
| 1:39.3 | Now, how is this going to work? |
| 1:40.8 | Well, next week, I'm going to be in L.A. in the studio. |
| 1:44.1 | And we are going to still have you call next week, I'm going to be in LA in the studio, and we are going to |
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