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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a robbery with your mouth. They also help a listener up his dating app game.

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0:00.0	We're Kelly Rowling.
0:01.6	We're Kelly Rowling.
0:03.3	She was the hottest one.
0:04.4	I don't care what anybody says.
0:05.7	Really?
0:06.2	That little Beyonce.
0:07.2	Who is the other one besides Beyonce and Kelly Rowling?
0:09.4	I think her name is the other girl.
0:11.8	OK.
0:13.0	I mean, she's probably got other girl money, though.
0:15.3	Oh, what are you just bagged out?
0:17.1	You can kind of just chill, right?
0:19.5	Yeah, but I feel like it's just like if you're on top,
0:23.1	like that on top, and sure you're racked out.
0:26.6	But then now you were on top.
0:28.3	Everyone's like adulation, whatever the fuck.
0:30.9	Oh my god.
0:31.7	And then obviously, no.
0:32.5	They don't see it as like, now I can go relax in the hills.
0:35.2	They're like, right.
0:36.4	What about me?
0:37.0	Oh, I fell off, I ain't shit.
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