112: Phone Sex Playbook

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten interrupting the banging, and how a cooter is a Florida vagina. They also outline what exactly is a... stepdad dick. Science.

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0:00.0	What's the best form of escapism?
0:04.0	Is it a book or a podcast maybe?
0:07.0	How about lounging by a hotel pool?
0:10.0	Or sightseeing on a city break?
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0:56.0	I don't know what.
1:06.0	I always been that guy.
1:08.0	Even when I was a young young,
1:10.0	my room would be spotless.
1:12.0	Did you have a favorite cup as a kid?
1:14.0	A favorite cup?
1:16.0	Yeah, I had a current at the frog cup.
1:18.0	I had a perculates cup.
1:20.0	I felt great about it.
1:22.0	Did you ever have the cups from...
1:24.0	Oh, I don't know.
1:26.0	I don't know.
	...

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