This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

When you're a guest in my home

You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me?

Welcome to, I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Weinerger.

I have to pick up flea medication after this recording.

What can I say? I love to shop. Flea medication for the dog, not for me.

If that was of any concern, I'm not covered in fleas. And the dog's not covered in fleas either. It's a preventative, you know, if you haven't had a dog before. You've got to do this monthly, or the dog, I guess, could get fleas. I don't know. I don't know where she would get fleas from, but it's this Empirica trio. If you've

heard, if you've ever seen the commercials, dog owners everywhere are getting this flea medication.

So that's what I'll be doing after this. And I forget Jim's going to burn me to the ground.

Why else would I have come to Burbank? What else is going on?

Let's see.

I'm just kind of sitting here thinking about who's going to wrong me today.

I've got a few ideas already.

And I don't think that there's any other real business.

I mean, we're very far into the first month of the new year, and not all of my

problems are solved yet, so maybe we just skip till next year and see if that one works.

Otherwise, let's see, Little House on the Prairie last night, what was happening?

Nellie faked a spinal injury, just kind of tricked the whole town.

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