This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

When you're a guest in my home

You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff.

So how do you dare disobey me?

Welcome to, I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Weinerer. I'm drunk as usual for here in the studio. I, what's happening? I saw some new birds in my house today and I didn't let that stop me from getting here.

My mom still has not returned my phone call from yesterday, so I assume we're over. Last week,

I had to rent a car. We rented a Dodge Charger. If you're not familiar with a Dodge Charger,

it's kind of the car you buy to let people know that you have a jukebox in your basement. And so if anyone saw me driving, I was in the passenger seat. If you saw me driving around, that's the real me. No, we have the Patreon. What do I always say like that? Like, it's a sad thing that we've got the Patreon. Join us on the Patreon.

We're having the time of our life.

I just bought a dress from Whitney Rose on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

If you want to see me in the dress, I mean, that alone, over on Patreon.

I'm doing all kinds of things, bonus episodes, etc.

Come on over.

Can we get into the podcast?

I love today's guest.

Everybody loves them.

It's Christine and Zandie Schiefer.

You two welcome to I said no gifts.

Thank you so much.

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