This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

When you're a guest in my home

You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me?

Welcome to I said no gifts.

I'm Bridger Wyniger.

We're here in the studio.

I've consumed a decent amount of caffeine and I still feel just like I woke up.

My phone made a weird noise last night at about 2.30 a.m.

So I'm slightly tired.

But don't let that change your plans.

Just keep going about your day as you would.

And I'll just suffer.

Always suffering.

Oh, I lost, well, speaking of suffering,

I've lost two watches in about five years, same watches, which is tough.

The only real common denominator is that life is very cruel, I suppose.

And I ordered a third watch, and we'll try to hold on to that for a little longer.

They're $30 a piece, so, you know, I'm bleeding money. What else is going on?

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