Bizarre Garage Freezer Incident
911 Calls Podcast
11:59 Media
4.6 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the 911 Colors podcast with the operator and his exact twin, mind-sping-born and |
| 0:17.5 | raising Kentucky and his herald military service and being born to a completely other mother, |
| 0:22.4 | Kent Chungus. |
| 0:24.4 | Tonight to go at 4 a.m. I shot my wife in the temple of her head. I thought I'd shoot her. |
| 0:44.7 | Oh hello Kent. Hi. Hey, um, do you know about the town Springfield? |
| 0:52.3 | No, the one from the Simpsons? Nope. |
| 0:56.8 | Didn't that doesn't that take place in Springfield? Yep. |
| 1:00.9 | So it's not the Simpsons? No. No. It was a trick question because the name Springfield, |
| 1:12.0 | if you go to Google and you type how many towns are named Springfield in the US, |
| 1:22.5 | the result comes back and says there are 34 cities in the US that are named Springfield. |
| 1:31.3 | Yeah, it's like the most generic like John Doe named Chris and I'll never I feel like, |
| 1:36.5 | except for maybe like Hamilton. Yeah, I mean, like how many how many towns are named Hamilton? |
| 1:42.4 | Oh, let me find out. You're probably right. Any almost any um, President name? |
| 1:49.4 | 3737. It's like Main Street. It's like you can't just tell somebody, you know, I used to live |
| 1:55.9 | on Main Street. They'd be like which one? Every single city in the world has a Main Street in the US |
| 2:03.1 | world, world of the US. So I like to use that one because it's a trick question because here's |
| 2:09.6 | the other thing. If you live in a state with a Springfield, you automatically presume that they're |
| 2:15.5 | talking about that Springfield, but in the back of your head, you have this weird depression that |
| 2:20.7 | you are like, I can't assume that even though I take a lot of pride in my own Springfield, |
| 2:25.3 | they might be talking about Illinois or Missouri or Kentucky or Tennessee or you know, Texas doesn't |
| 2:33.2 | that what? Libya Springfield, Libya. Let me let me let me Google it Springfield, |
| 2:43.9 | comma, Libya. I don't guess there is a Springfield. Yeah, no, it yeah. |
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