Fraternity Fatality
911 Calls Podcast
11:59 Media
4.6 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the 911 colors podcast with the operator and his exact twin, |
| 0:16.0 | mind-sping-born and raised in Kentucky and his herald military service, |
| 0:20.0 | and he's born to a completely other mother, Kent Chungus. |
| 0:25.0 | My friend is her drinking and she woke me up and she's sick and now she's not responding. |
| 0:30.0 | Her eyes were just open and now they're closed. |
| 0:42.0 | Oh hello Kent. Hi. Your mom. Yeah beautiful. Yep. I say that a lot. Too much. |
| 0:52.0 | But I say it because well, I don't have closure. I think is what it is because I see your face all the time and you resemble your mom and your mom's beautiful. |
| 1:06.0 | All of the women, all of the women in your family are beautiful. Yeah, but they don't look like me like every one of them. |
| 1:15.0 | All have like every single one of them. But where I'm getting to the bush I'm beating around Kent is your children are beautiful and they look like you. |
| 1:25.0 | Your mom is beautiful and they look like you. I think I might be attracted to you. Okay, that's fine. That explains all the dick sucking. |
| 1:45.0 | Oh man, that was a wild ride. We just took there. Well, jokes aside, all the women in your in your family genuinely really I'm not kidding from your sisters. |
| 1:57.0 | Your mother is beautiful. Your sisters are beautiful. They're your nieces. Yeah, are beautiful. Like every single female in your family is beautiful. |
| 2:07.0 | I don't I've never I don't think I've ever seen that before. There's usually at least one ugly duckling. But not in your family. |
| 2:16.0 | Hey, welcome. I'm the ugly duckling. I'll talk about the women. The guys are just thought. Oh, just the women right yet. Yeah, they're all cute by force. Just ugly. |
| 2:28.0 | Yeah, if a men could look like Boolean cubes. That's what my family brothers by the way, I'm trying to look less like a Boolean cube. Guess what? Announcement. I started three weeks ago 272. I'm 240 for today. Nice. Very well done. |
| 2:46.0 | I don't know if that's healthy or not, but I've been doing the intermittent fasting thing and I've been eating these meals that like I'm spending some money to change my lifestyle right now so that I don't have to spend money to save my lifestyle later if that makes sense. |
| 3:00.0 | So I'm doing, you know, I'm kind of over the top, but I'm getting these meal prep meals that are sent to me and then I'm just saying that's all you get to eat fat boy. |
| 3:08.0 | And I'm actually feeling great. Good. But enough about me. I'm happy you look good. |
| 3:17.0 | I'm feeling better. There was a little while there for like, you know, right before I started this where I don't like looking at myself anyway. Like I'll look at myself in the mirror be like, oh, just stop. It's just stop existing. You're disgusting. |
| 3:32.0 | And my wife would be like, don't be so hard on yourself, but there was a time, a couple weeks, handful of weeks back before I started this where I was like, something's got to change. You're getting that like, you know how the orangutans can like that whole like moon. |
| 3:47.0 | Like it looks like they have a tire tube of skin around their head. |
| 3:53.0 | Right. Like there's like the moon cartoons or like you look like the baby and Talatubby. Yeah. |
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