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Bitch Bible

Bitch Bible Classics: Wanderlust, Sparkles and Braille Buttholes

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Jackie gets her sphincter lasered, creates a fake Instagram for her husband, and has the harsh realization that she may never see Cheryl again.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original

0:05.2

from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth

0:10.2

Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,

0:15.5

set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,

0:22.1

a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing

0:26.5

together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the

0:31.7

impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong

0:38.2

and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,

0:41.3

Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated

0:44.0

than she ever planned.

0:45.8

She's in over her head and head over heels.

0:48.5

Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.

0:51.2

Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.

0:53.3

Thank you. Now on Audible. Go to Audible.com slash Rich Girl Summer. Hey everyone, welcome to the Bitch Bible Podcast.

1:16.5

I'm Shadow Band for calling myself a Jew.

1:19.1

It's Tax Day.

1:20.2

I'm in a bidding war for my dream house that I've been waiting for for eight fucking months.

1:25.9

Andrew just found out that I kicked started his Instagram account

1:29.2

for the first time in 10 years.

1:31.2

And a third-party booking

1:33.2

site just bamboozled me for a hotel reservation

1:35.5

for my wedding anniversary. Did I also mention

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