Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of The Bitch Bible Classic Collection.

This week's episode is, you know, just brought to you by popular demand. Who

fucking knew? We love a niche deep cut over here, just metaphorically speaking and

apparently people that listen at home do too.

So many people were when we asked when we cast that wide

wide net okay like which episode did a bitch by way is your favorite Mandy?

They all said and by all I mean I don't know six people were like

Caesar salad, Scissor Sisters. I'm, what the fuck is that? And because I block things out as a coping mechanism,

I listened this morning. It brought me back to a very tumultuous

Thanksgiving trip that ended in tears and physical abuse between me and my

sister screaming at each other over Caesar salad, but it's never about what it's about and one day

we'll unpack the tensions that were brewing on that trip actually I guess I'll

just do it now you know I don't want to bury the lead.

That trip was the first trip that we went on as a family with my dad's then girlfriend.

And it was just, that was the underlying tension

between my sister and I, and we didn't know

how to like exist in a cohabitating space with my widowed father and his new girlfriend, then girlfriend,

who looked like Blake Lively and it was, there was an element of divisiveness, not on my father's end, not on me and my sister's

and it was all just super fucking weird.

And we were just trying to cost play like happy and grateful because it was Thanksgiving gobble gobble and I

think when I listen back to this episode I can just hear the tension in my voice and you know here it is it's a ride it's fun my audio was not great my

audio is not great either now I'm sorry if you can hear jackhammers we're redoing

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